E Pleb Neesta

Hidy-ho, fellow logovores. Didja miss me? I'd prefer that you not answer that--allow me to cherish my illusions. Thank you. Here, as promised on today's (3/30/09) Logovore's Dilemma broadcast, is my all-mondegreen version of the US Pledge Of Allegiance.

I led the pigeons to the flag
of the New-knighted Snakes of America
And Tudor Republic,
for Richard Stans--
one naked, under guard individual
with levity and justice
for oil.